Here's a new goody for Halloween, and links to last year's posts.
Top ten signs that’s you’re too old to Trick or Treat:
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ...." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
And the number one sign that you’re too old to go Trick Or Treating...
1. You keep having to go home to pee.
Last Year’s Halloween posts …
A Flasher I wrote called Trick or Treat
Joke: Trick-or-Treating by your sign
A Naughty Jack-O-Bum (er Lantern LOL)
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren’t
Zombie Survival Quiz
Could You Be A Vampire Quiz