Friday, November 02, 2007

Trick-or-Treating by your sign ...

It may be a few days late, but here's another Halloween joke. LOL

Trick-or-Treating by your sign...

Aries: pushes the others aside to get to the door first.

Taurus: will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.

Gemini: goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.

Cancer: stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters.

Leo: plans their costume for months, then won't go out because someone else had the same idea.

Virgo: wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells everyone they're a bookkeeper.

Libra: is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume.

Scorpio: isn't in it for the candy.
(this definitly fits my kid - it's ALL about the costume, not the candy)

Sagittarius: will manage to wander to the next town.
(LOL - yeah, this is SO me)

Capricorn: makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take.
(LOL I was supposed to have been a Capricorn - was a way early birth - so it fits that this one fits me too)

Aquarius: builds their costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts.

Pisces: skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the Moon.

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