Friday, December 05, 2008

Friday Funny: Uses For Fruitcake

Uses for Fruitcake:
Use as a doorstop
Use as a paperweight
Use to clean your pots and pans
Use as boat anchor
Use as bricks in fireplace
Build a house with them
Use it to hold up your Christmas tree
Use as a pencil holder
Give it to the cat for a scratching post
Put it in the back yard to feed the birds and squirrels
Hold up your car when changing tires
Slice and use for poker chips
Use it to carve your turkey on
Use as replacement for Duraflame log
Take it camping with you...use it to weigh down the tent
Use it as a seat at a stadium event
Stand on it when you change a lightbulb
Put it in the back of your car/truck for snow/ice driving
Replaces free weights when you work out
Use as book ends at the school library

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