I know it's not yet halfway through the month, but I wanted to go ahead and start sharing the Christmas jokes. LOL I have a decent amount of them.
Top 10 Reasons Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Men
1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even when it's lit.
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it wears out.
9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
10. It gets turned on only when you want it turned on.
If anyone has a Top 10 Reasons Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Women list, send it along to me.