The 12 Days of Thanksgiving

Well, I managed to find a Thanksgiving funny. Had my hubby rolling his eyes at me. LOL

On the First Day.....
We give thanks for the fresh turkey feast and its hot trimmings.

On the Second Day.....
We bless the cold turkey sandwiches, sloshy cranberry sauce, and hard rolls.

On the Third Day.....
We praise the turkey pie and vintage mixed veggies.

On the Fourth Day.....
We thank the pilgrims for not serving bison that first time, or we'd be celebrating Thanksgiving until April.

On the Fifth Day.....
We gobble up cubed bird casserole and pray for a glimpse of a naked turkey carcass.

On the Sixth Day.....
We show gratitude (sort of) to the creative cook who slings cashews at the turkey and calls it Oriental.

On the Seventh Day.....
We forgive our forefathers and pass the turkey-nugget pizza.

On the Eighth Day.....
The word ''vegetarian'' keeps popping into our heads.

On the Ninth Day.....
We check our hair to make sure we're not beginning to sprout feathers.

On the Tenth Day.....
We hope that the wing meat kabobs catch fire under the broiler.

On the Eleventh Day.....
We smile over the creamed gizzard because the thigh bones are in sight.

On the Twelfth Day.....
We apologize for running out of turkey leftovers. And everybody says, "Amen!"

Happy Thanksgiving

I couldn't find anything that really fit for Thanksgiving, so I figured I would resurrect this one from last year's postings ...

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
http://eroticpen.blogspot.com/2007/11/top-10-things-that-sound-dirty-at.html

Enjoy!

Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving ...

Because Thanksgiving (in the US) is just around the corner, I wanted to go ahead and post the
Top 10 things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving but aren't...

10. "Just reach in and grab the giblets."

9. "Whew...now that's one terrific spread!"

8. "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat!"

7. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."

6. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"

5. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"

4. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated, and it takes 15 men to hold her down."

3. "It's cool whip time!"

2. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I'm going to burst!".

..and the number one thing that sounds dirty at Thanksgiving, but isn't...

1. "It must be broken, 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out."